Holes

Our next orifice

what will it be?

I am learning about

my orifices

Don't put more wax in your ears

be nice to your ears

And women- do not douche!

 But here's a handy-dandy

hose you can use

to make you feel nice and fresh.

The attachment a chrome phallus that has holes

Holes that push the water out

Gently, gently raining

holes that remind me 

of a weeping lawn sprinkler

or a "rain cane"

that I used to jump over as a child.